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NOT: Crystal Harris Engaged to Hugh Hefner
Either someone spiked Crystal Harris's eggnog or the girl has some serious daddy issues. The 24-year-old star of Girls Next Door got engaged to 84-year-old Playboy founder Hugh Hefner this Christmas weekend. Hefner tweeted about his future (third) wife: "When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears." Perhaps that's when she realized her Xanax wasn't strong enough. Seriously Crystal—are you really going to ring in the New Year with a fiance who's old enough to be your great grandfather? Gross.