Worst Career Move of the Week 8.06.09

Victoria Beckham to Replace Paula

Former Posh Spice, Victoria Beckham (who since the days of silver pleather and Kate Gosselin hair has rebranded herself as a style icon), is now returning to the music scene as a guest judge on American Idol. The stick-thin star will channel her brief stint as a pop singer (in the 90’s biggest joke known as The Spice Girls) to critique and advise next season's contestants. Wonder what kinds of tips Victoria will divulge? The camera adds fifty pounds? Gray is the new black? Sorry, Posh, but there’s a reason your singing career didn’t pan out—no need to beat a dead horse with a ginormous platform heel.

Victoria’s Girl on Top rule: Keep Your Mouth Shut

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