OctoMom Faces Foreclosure
Nayda Suleman, the unemployed mother of fourteen children through in vitro fertilization, may soon be forced out of her home (which, according to reports, is a total pigsty). This news comes shortly after the OctoMom revealed that she hasn’t had sex in eight years, and that having a boyfriend at this time would be “extremely selfish.” (Oh, you mean kind of like popping out eight more kids in hopes of landing your own TLC show when you can’t even support the first six without public assistance?) OctoMom is quick to remind us that she is open to accepting donations, though, and that any contributions will be used strictly for her children’s resources… and maybe a tummy tuck or two. Perhaps all the money she spent trying to look like her idol Angelina Jolie would have been better spent on a shrink…
