Worst Career Move of the Week 2.11.10

NOT: John Mayer Kisses and Tells

The mouthy Mayer is at it again and this time the target of his tell-all is ex Jessica Simpson. In Playboy's March issue the singer describes Simpson as a "drug" and calls their sex life "crazy." " It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*****' snort you?" While there are worse things then having an ex brag about how good you are in bed, we can't imagine that Simpson is thrilled to have details of her sexual prowess discussed in print. Here's an idea Johnny Boy: stop talking and start singing. At least you're marginally good at the latter.

John's Girl on Top rule: Keep Your Mouth Shut