Worst Career Move of the Week 11.19.09

Carrie Prejean's Sex Tape(s) Made Public

As if one sex tape starring the dethroned Miss California wasn't enough, a total of eight "solo" sex tapes have now been made public. While Prejean cops to the initial tape, calling it the "biggest mistake of my life," her lawyers have advised her against commenting on the others. (If only they had advised against letting her appear on Larry King Live last week when she threatened to leave mid-way through the show because she thought King was being "inappropriate" by asking about her settlement with the pageant people.)  Photographs of Prejean, in sexually suggestive poses, have also surfaced and—wait for it— it appears they were taken by Prejean herself using her reflection in a mirror. Can there be no end to this girl's self-induced public humiliation? Our advice: fire your handlers and high tail it to a place where they don't have cable TV. The Maldives anyone?

Carrie's Girl on Top rule: Play Hard to Get