Paris Gets a Piglet
Paparazzi magnet and PETA offender Paris Hilton will be adding a new member to her ridiculous pet posse—a pigelette named Princess, of course. "She's still a baby, so she's with her mom, getting ready for me. She'll be a perfect addition to the family,” she told Usmagazine.com. Added Hilton, "It loves the dogs. They're smarter than dogs!" (And their owners apparently.) After the reality star shelled out 45 hundo for the special teacup breed, PETA issued a statement calling Hilton a “wretched example” whose pets are "as disposable as her friends and fiances . . . The Chihuahuas, ferrets and kinkajous she's paraded through her home in the past were not accessories, and pot-bellied pigs aren't either." Responded Hilton, “It's a lot better for the pig to be home with me than be made into bacon.” And it would also be a lot better for society for you to keep your mouth shut.
Paris's Girl on Top rule: Keep Your Mouth Shut
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