Lily Feels Bad for Blow
Poor drugs—what a bad rap they get! According to Lily Allen, if it weren't for some people "who are just bad at taking them," coke would be making everyone smile! In an on-the-record rant with The Sun, the British singer-singer complained that we never hear coke's side of the story—like how it's helped her fit in during times of desperate loneliness. Allen then went on to bash her record label for not setting her up in swanky enough digs. (All this, while starting a fight with Katy Perry on Facebook!) "Twenty years ago I'd have been booked in at the Ritz with five grams of cocaine on the table and 10 bunches of flowers. Some new clothes. A chauffeur on 24-hour call," she said. Oh, don't worry Lily, you'll have someone on 24-hour call soon enough… the psych warden.
