You Need a Career Makeover
1. Your biggest concern at work is trying to cover up the hours you’re logging stalking exes on Facebook and searching for the perfect dream-home decor.
2. Asking where you see yourself in five years elicits the same response as “Who was the 16th president?”… No effing clue.
3. Opportunities for advancement are as maxed out as your credit cards.
4. If it weren’t for fear of an all-ramen-noodle diet, getting laid off wouldn’t sound like such a bad thing.
5. There’s an inverse relationship between the days you look forward to going to work and the number of drinks you down at happy hour.
