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Paula Bites The Hand That Doesn't Feed Her

Paula Abdul's place between Simon and Randy will most likely be vacant after the next season of American Idol. The pint-size pop princess's contract is up, and after blaming American Idol producers for allowing her stalker to audition for entertainment's sake, Fox has the excuse they've been waiting for to ax the slurry judge. Though the show was solely responsible for resuscitating Paula's career (a fact she shouldn't soon forget) maybe it's better for Paula's sanity (and ours) if she takes a break from showbiz for a bit.