5 Jan 2009
12:20 pm
I CG make the following 9 resolutions for the new year:
1. To become utterly indispensable at work.
2. To never shag another man that works for this company (side note:
This should be fairly easy to accomplish since I'm pretty sure Mr. Man
is one of three straight male employees, and that's world-wide honey).
3. To cook at least one meal at home per week. (I think toast should
count - don't you?)
4. Two words, soup diet. (OK maybe I'll wait till I'm not dating
anyone, as we all know how crabby and mean I get when not allowed to
chew yummy things regularly).
5. To admit to inner self that rock boys may not be the end-all be-all
of the male species.
6. To admit to inner self that nerdy-responsible may be the new rock.
7. To forgive self for temporary relapses regarding resolutions 6 and 7.
8. To earn a year end bonus or title raise equivalent in a year of
massive layoffs.
9. To dedicate more time and energy to the beautification of Naomi,
therefore cleaning up any dusty Karma I may have accrued in my
borderline evil past.
