Cubicle Confession

Dear Nicole,
I have three weddings to attend this summer, but I’ve already used up all of my vacation days for the year. I called in sick for the most recent one so that I could spend Friday getting my hair cut and my nails done (weddings are a hotbed for single men!). Turns out my boss had been invited to the same wedding through some random connection. I was busting a move on the dance floor at the reception when he cut in and said “Swine flu, huh?” He didn’t seem that upset about it, but now I feel like he’ll never really trust me. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Flu Faker
Detroit, MI






