Cubicle Confession

Dear Nicole,

We have this totally hot mail delivery guy named Jake—all the women swoon when he walks by. I decided to play a joke on a shy and single co-worker and left a note for him with the front desk assistant saying:

“Meet me in the cubicle by the big window. – xx, Susan.”

I hovered around Susan’s desk the next day but hot guy never showed. I asked the assistant what happened— but she thought I said Jack not Jake. She gave the note to our VP of Finance!  I haven’t told Susan (she’d be humiliated), but I’ve noticed our VP being extra flirtatious with her now. What should I do?

Sincerely,

Pathetic Prank Puller
Milwaukee, WI