Wow—so much titillating information coming from the Kelly neck of the woods. Where to begin? Where to begin? So the anxiety about company downsizing is starting to get to all of us (even though the company has given NO indication that anything like that is on the horizon). But warranted or not the the vibes around the office are tox-to-the-ic. Anyway, the only person who actually IS getting the buh-bye turns out to be Perfect Caroline and that has less to do with the current economic crisis and more to do with the candy coated pills slash joyride. I guess there's some legal thing about not being allowed to fire someone on the grounds of chemical dependancy. You have to offer them a second chance and offer treatment as long as they admit to having a problem. Kelly discerned all of this through emails that Caroline, her attorney and corporate have been exchanging. I guess the company is offering her a juicy buyout package. So let me get this straight... if I take a couple of smooth-out-the-edgers, chase 'em with a swig of scotch, get the urge to operate a motor vehicle, and finally: park said vehicle inside a strangers home, corporate will hand me six months salary to just vamoose? Dang! I've got to rethink this ridiculous work ethic of mine.
