Moohoovin On Up… To The Lower-Middle-ish!
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02 Jul 2008 ›
4:15pm
Claire is sending me on a sourcing trip!!! YAY! It’s not until August, but she told me during today’s strat meeting. I’m so psyched! Yes, I know it will probably be very low glamor but whatever. I’m beyond ready. I have no idea who she’ll be sending along with me. She said she hadn’t firmed it all up yet. You can bet that MM flashed before my eyes—but I doubt it will be him. The show I’m going to is in Vegas and he focuses on international for the most part. Anyway—as always, my old pal Naomi was also in the meeting. She was wearing a sundress made of shiny something-or-other (flammable) which wasn’t doing her any favors, as is her want. Let’s review ladies—shiny fabrics spotlight even the tiniest imperfections. So if you have any dark secrets hiding in—say, the bun-thigh region you might be wise to steer clear unless you come armed with full body Spanx. Oh, ps: it was CORAL. Oh pps: there was matching lipstick involved!
Anyway, you should have seen her face when Claire said I was going. Her eyebrows (back to their old habits I’m afraid, despite my intervention last year) went all screwy in surprise. That’s right crazy clogs—I will not be a peon forever!
