17 Jan 2008 ›  3:50pm

Kelly is still going strong with his high metal priestess, Jasmine. I’ve been giving him shit about it because he gets totally embarrassed and it’s tre-tre adorable to see him blush. He’s obviously super smitten.

Me: So….it’s been awhile now.
Kelly: Yeah.
(Focusing intently on the circle he’s tracing onto the industrial carpet with his sneaker)
Me: What? Like three months? Hey, what is that in Metal years?
Kelly: Funny.
Me: Shouldn’t you be getting her name tattooed on your neck, like yesterday?
Kelly: Now that you mention it. It ‘s long overdue.
Me: Are you gonna take her out to a laser light show for your third monthiversary?
Kelly: Oh that’s a really good one.
Me: So that’s a no? Oh… you’re gonna go to Medieval Times instead.
Kelly: Medieval Times is not a metal culture thing CG. There’s nothing metal about Medieval Times!
Me: There’s nothing NOT metal about Medieval Times.
Kelly: You’re an idiot. I gotta go.
Me: See you tonight?
Kelly: Yup.
Me: Wicked.

I’m going out with the two of them tonight. Bloke’s on a mini-tour and I’m solo, so I agreed to third wheel it with the headbangers. Party on.