05 Dec 2007 ›  3:28pm

Today was one of those three-steps-back days at the ole office. No, I didn’t screw up or anything truly heinous. It’s just that I’d started to believe that those days of Claire sending me out on demeaning errand after demeaning errand were behind me. Alas, not so. This morning, Claire sent me to Duane Reade, in order to peruse their selection of panty liners. She asked if I wouldn’t mind popping open each box, removing a liner, and rubbing it against my cheek to compare for softness. Ok just kidding. But she did make me go all over the city, searching for a particular brand of goat yogurt recommended by the lady that administers her COLONICS!!!

I’d better be racking up the career-karma points for this shit.