06 Jun 2008 ›  4:55pm

I’ve been busy rediscovering the joy that is Kelly. He has stepped up to the plate and is totally showing up for me ever since the Bloke debacle crash-landed. Obviously the Petunia emails have been keeping us laughing. But, as always, there’s more. He also showed me evidence that perfect Caroline has a bit of a pill problem, which is seriously dreamy (I know I’m going to hell—save it for someone who gives a damn). I guess she’s developed quite the dependence on Ambien, and recently took a Jersey joyride in her parent’s Mercedes (of which she has no memory, as she was under the noddy-nod at the time). Anyway—Kelly knows because she’s been getting tons of legal correspondence via email (I guess she crashed into the next door neighbor’s great-room, and then got out of the car and went foraging around for snacks). Yum! I wonder if she’ll have to do community service. Cackle!