17 Nov 2008 

4:45pm

I've been so busy with work stuff that I haven't been telling much about Brad (aka Mr. Fixerupper). We've been dating for a few months now. He take me out, if not every week, every other. He travels like crazy which is cool, because it has forced us to move more slowly. Plus, he always brings me little goodies like chocolates from Switzerland. But here's the bombshell... we have not done it.

I know! I realize that I'm not exactly known throughout the land for my chaste ways. I do find him attractive and all, and there have definitely been some great kisses. But just between you and me, I'm not sure if I could really fall-fall for him. KWIS?

Ali says that my normal m.o. of sleeping with someone as a way to figure out if I like him, is fundamentally flawed. But my thinking is more, "so it turns out I don't like him, so what? At least I got to have sex." Anyway, I guess I'm trying something new here. It's called keeping my knickers on. Yawn.

In other news, Mcboobystien was back at work a mere two days after the "deflation." I don't know if she was able to get a new implant that quickly or if she just popped in a prosthesis. But she was back looking perkier than ever, as if nothing had ever happened. Of course, Kelly and I shamelessly placed bets. How we'll be able to determine a winner is anyone's guess.