19 Nov 2009
9:05 am
Naomi's long distance Kansas man proposed! She's all aflutter of course, and I have to say it's friggin adorable. If that woman can find herself some good-good lovin' then there's hope for my quirkiest, most self involved single girlfriends. I mean seriously, we are talking about a woman who wears an adult sized sailor dress to work once a month, like clockwork. Come to think of it, I should start logging her costumes (I mean work clothes) on a calendar—because I have a feeling that she wears this one on the 1st, this one on the 2nd and so on, rain or shine. But I digress. My point: The Naynay is engaged. She got a big fat pear shaped diamond. Of course she did. I don't get it. Sure, I'm not a total diamonds-make-me-quiver girl, but it seems strange that this particular cut of diamond makes me want to gag. But it makes perfect sense that this is the ring of her dreams. There ought to be some sort of formally scientific test.
Scientist 1 (in white lab coat): Does this item make CG gag?
Scientist 2: Why yes sir, it does!
Scientist 1: Then by all means, put it on Naomi.
Anyway, her Humpty is here in town to wine her and dine her for the entire week. So the atmosphere in the office is bat-shit gleeful. But it makes me wonder—what are they gonna do? Is Naomi going to... gulp... leave the company? Don't worry, I'll sniff around.
