Anything That Pulls Down On the Ass Is Flattering, Right?

I’m happy to say that Claire has been giving me bigger projects lately. This week, as she was creating her fall forecast, she asked if I’d like to produce my own. I figure she’s testing the waters to see if our thinking has become more aligned. Anyway, it was unbelievably fun to make. I dug through all of my vintage magazines and tons of the fashion books in the company library for inspiration. From there I created boards showing what I think everyone will (should) be wearing for fall ‘08. It was muy dreamy!

Now that I think about it, I did a similar proj when I was 12. I think it was about three weeks into the sixth grade, when – sitting at the weirdo lunch table, I let my social climbing dreams die.* Concluding (um, do you think?) that the year was going to be a colossal disaster socially (much like the prior five) I promptly began honing my “Popularity Strategy” for the seventh-grade. My top secret playbook was a three ring binder filled with tear sheets and prepubescent manifestos. If I remember correctly, 90% of the plan hinged upon scoring a pair of faded Guess jeans with ankle zippers.

Anyway, my forecast board came together brilliantly, if I do say so myself. Claire actually smiled and nodded when I showed it to her! I know! But oh my God, the night before she reviewed it I had the weirdest nightmare ever. In it, I was presenting a lengthy slideshow titled, A Salute To Stirrup Pants.

*Side note: remember when every September presented at least the illusion of a chance to completely re-create oneself? Sure it was delusional, but I kind of miss that – it seemed so… possible. I mean, I honestly remember starting each school year genuinely shocked that despite my obsessive scheming over the summer, I still didn’t look like Linda Carter.

Written by: Career Girl

My name is Career Girl and this is my blog. I write mostly (but not always) about my experiences at work. I hope that by writing about work I will stop wanting to kill everyone there. So far, no dice - but hope springs eternal right?