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An Open Letter to the Multitasking Women of NYC

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17 Aug 2007 ›

1:20pm

Dear Multitaski,

While I do admire the many balls you have in the air at any given time, and will admit that getting ahead in the modern world means cramming as much as possible into any given moment, there is a limit to your constant need to combine activities. Please stop taking every suggestion you read in Cosmo! For example; if you are say, in line at the bank and wearing (let’s just say) khaki pants, squeezing in an extra workout courtesy of single-cheek butt clinches will not go unnoticed. In fact, 90% of the line will find it quite distracting, if not downright alarming. Is all that twitching the result of an improperly executed Kegel? The first sign of a seizure? Or a straightforward attempt to tone the tush? Regardless, the banking public of Manhattan has enough on their collective minds without having to play proctologist to every skinny white woman in midtown.

Sincerely,
CG.

Written by: Career Girl

My name is Career Girl and this is my blog. I write mostly (but not always) about my experiences at work. I hope that by writing about work I will stop wanting to kill everyone there. So far, no dice - but hope springs eternal right?